planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

aninnocent:

oh my god you’re not funny because you make fake audio posts with titles like “album 5 single” with some dumb audio multiple times 

poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait
Fake social network masterlist

imminentdeathsyndrome:

faberritanarph:

Just some websites where you can fake texts for iPhone, status from Facebook and stuff like that.

Fake iPhone text generator
Fake iPhone text generator (iOS7)
Fake tweet
Fake direct message (Twitter) 
Fake Facebook status
Fake Facebook chat
Fake Android text

How to never trust a fucking screen shot ever again!

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

zackisontumblr:

my mom will literally download any app

zackisontumblr:

my mom will literally download any app

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

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